"THE LOON QUESTIONAIRE"

IF YOU WEREN'T IN RADIO WHERE WOULD YOU BE:  I don't believe I am really "in radio"...2 hours a week??  But if I wasn't here, I would probably be home sleeping.

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES/INTERESTS:  Helping my wife with housework and my rap music career.

FAVORITES:
FILM - "Animal House", "Duct Tape Forever"
TV SHOW - "Red Green", "Hogan's Heroes".
ALBUM - "Dare To Be Stupid", Weird Al
BAND - Jumpn The Saddle, Crowfoot
POISON (LIQUOR) - n/a (court order)
SPORT - syncronized swimming, ballroom dancing...and NASCAR
WEBSITE(S) -  20/20 or Ebayz.com

TURN ON'S:  Too old...can't remember.

TURN OFF'S:  Arrogant people - nobody is that good, and if you are, who gives a damn!

IF HEAVEN EXISTS, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE GOD TO SAY AS YOU PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES:  "If it wasn't for your wife, you would need an air conditioner!"